"Where's the salt?" - Mum
"I don't know, didn't you use it when you were cooking?" - Ella
"Yeah, why'd you move it?"- Mum
"Um, I just walked in the door...how could I have moved it?"- Ella
"Obviously you've put it somewhere; where is it?"- Mum
"Clearly you've used it whilst creating this dish of obvious delectability and have misplaced it in the pantry; would you like me to get up and find it for you?" - Ella
"No just tell me where you put it"- Mum
"I didn't touch it."- Ella
"Yes you did"- Mum
"No I didn't"- Ella
"Stop friggen around Ella WHERE'S THE SALT?"- Mum
"MY JEDI MIND TRICKS MUST BE GETTING SO POWERFUL I CAN NOW MAKE SALT DISAPPEAR! NEXT IS PEPPER! NEXT IS THE MOON!"- Ella
"Go to your room." - Mum
*Walks to room carrying delicious meal
*Calls out from room
"Hey mum why'd you put this salt shaker under my pillow?"- Ella
"Don't come out of there until Saturday" - Mum
It was pretty funny because I found the salt shaker in the fridge next to the cordial jug.
Anyway, nuff with the stories.
Mum had a dinner party the other night and decided to give up the God complex for an hour or so and let me make dessert for a bunch of her friends.
This was totally my time to shine. Well, it would've been had I not asked her what she wanted for dessert.
"Oh ma gaaaaaaawwwwd mum I'm going to make the most delicious things ever! How do you feel about chocolate?"
"Lost a part"
"It's a dinner party?"
"I've got half a cow sitting on the barbecue Ella"
"FINE I'LL MAKE DO THEN"
So I sat at work contemplating life and dinner parties and mum's fetish for cookies and the sims 3 and then why i was inside and it was so sunny and then cheese boards and then BOOM the ultimate "Oh I ate too much dinner at this party I have no room to appreciate dessert but oh this is little and delicious I'll have a try of this" idea came to mind...
White Chocolate Coated Hazelnut and Cinnamon Biscotti...
Should probs buy a new baking tray...ayyyyyeeeeeee...